you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my being single is dangerous.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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