We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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