so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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