I'd wear matching sweaters with you
My sheets look like a crime scene.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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