Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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