Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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