Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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