The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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