therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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