she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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