I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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