Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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