Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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