I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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