It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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