she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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