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(716): View more from New York

sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner

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(714): View more from California

I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious

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(816): View more from Missouri

Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.

(1-814): View more from Pennsylvania

Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

who dressed up as a cop at your party???

(1-724): View more from Pennsylvania

idk I have to check. Why?

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.

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(586): View more from Michigan

I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed

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