quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
