belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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