Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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