Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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