my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Randomize
