break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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