this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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