Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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