8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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