Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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