I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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