You're earring is so big in my mouth
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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