it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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