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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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