i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
