Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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