That's intense
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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