it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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