I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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