this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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