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bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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