ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
