Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So much Jack, so little girl.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
