So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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