Don't you send me to vm
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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