scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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