How'd it feel making her break her religion?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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