how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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