I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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