the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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