I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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