Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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