the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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